Pray for me. Tell me that may God have mercy on my soul. Beg for my forgiveness, on your knees. Abase yourself, O Heavenly slave! All for me. Because you love me, though I'm a stranger and a sinner and a heathen in need of God's love and understanding. Drink Christ's blood, slurp his divinely creamy intestines like fettuccine, slathered in alfredo sauce! Beg Jesus for my heart on a platter, because you care! Implore the Holy Spirit to jump my fucking bones! Better to be anally raped by a ghost than triple-tined in the urinary tract by Satan! It's all for me! Because you're SO concerned for ME! You're so kind. Thank you random online Christian proselytizer! I really appreciate it. Don't forget to block me from replying to you on the way out, otherwise I might have commented on the picture of your forearm, on which you tattooed the name of Yahweh, in Hebrew. You clearly fear being charged with a 'may god have mercy on YOUR OWN soul.' Leviticus 19:28 - "You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD."
I feed on the delicious inconsistencies of believers. I am the anti-christ, I am mammon, that which you fear. Not because I say so, but because you fear it and declare it so. To which, I respond, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Whatever. Fuck you. I need to finish my game of Dragon Warrior IV.