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Friday, July 27, 2007

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Miss Luongo

So, you prefer an island where wife beaters keep you up at night to a desert where script writers brainstorm about Muslim boxers in S. Africa? Good to know.

messiestobjects

Totally. There's less smog and bullshit in the Vineyard.

Gary

Michael I recommend that you start watching "Pardon The Interruption" just so you'll have enough information to function as a male in this society. :)

messiestobjects

Hmm... We have to get instruction videos for that nowadays, huh?

Gary

No just a little ESPN now and again. You can think of it as anthropology.

messiestobjects

I think I'd rather burn my eyes out of their sockets with a hot gridiron.

Gary

Cool! Can I watch you do it?

Gary

It seems like a shame after getting the lasik done and all.

messiestobjects

Burning your eyes out of their sockets with a hot gridiron is a very private moment, Gary. Shame on you.

But you're right about the lasik. I may have to come up with a new strategy to avoid having to watch ESPN.

Miss Luongo

Kurt Warner was probably relieved to be sitting next to you. He didn't have someone yapping in his ear the whole trip ("Remember that time you caught that ball? That was great man.")

messiestobjects

Yeah. Or, "Hey man, remember that time that you threw that ball and that other guy caught it, and there was much rejoicing? And then you guys slapped each other's asses? Yeah man, that was hot."

Gary

You guys are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

messiestobjects

Calling people gay is so gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

spank

are you calling me gay?

Christy

Yes Michael - I suppose calling people gay is gay - I mean why would you do that when you can call a whole group of folks from a moving car faggots - all at once?

Gary

btw - I meant that they were cheery, bright and pleasant, because they seemed to be having so much fun lampooning jock behavior.

messiestobjects

Spanky: Never! But even if I was, it'd be a complement because gay girls are, you know, good bathroom fantasy material.

Christy: My point exactly.

Gary: Oops, my bad. Yeah, bright and cheery is what we are.

spank

test

spank

well i was joking. but I guess my joke was lost...(long sigh)

spank

note....that my name is clickable now...muwohahahahaha

Sissy

"gay girls are, you know, good bathroom fantasy material."

You fantasize about gay girls while pooping. Interesting.

spank

that is a little odd

messiestobjects

Hmmm... obviously you two have never caught the men in your lives using the bathroom for "a little privacy". Huh.

spank

nope they just wank away righ in front of us. part of family fun

Gary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFmr-XzfTDY

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