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Tuesday, April 19, 2011


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Don't think of an elephant!

Thanks for the mental image. :P

Have you even been hypnotized? Maybe you're not that susceptible to it.

Maybe we're defective and our God receiver antennas aren't working. I blame God for that. He screwed up when he made me so I can't detect him. He's a douche if he holds that against me. I blame him for my poor eyesight too. You think he could have made a better eye for humans. How cool would it be to have hawk eyes? And a blood hound's nose. Like Woody said, if there is a God I don't think that he's evil. I think the worst you can say about him is that he's an underachiever. I can relate to that. A douchey underachiever.

Ms. Luongo

The bible gave me my first clue. A dramatization of one fine Sunday school lesson:
-Who wrote the bible?
-Really? How did he do that?
*Through people he chose.
-So people wrote it? (pause) How do we know they weren't lying?
*They weren't.
(In my head: They probably were.)


Well strictly speaking I've never been hypnotized, but I certainly have been hymnotized. I am fairly certain that it's close to the same thing, but of course that's only speculation.

I want gills. Breathing naturally underwater without needing scuba gear would be awesome.

@Julie Yes, that is certainly one of those nagging little questions they taught us how to ignore in Sunday School.


Oh, and very sorry about the elephant in the room Gary. I was a bit bedrunken when I started writing this post. It was a real struggle deciding whether or not to keep that part in there in the cold light of a sober morning, but I don't really like to self-censor.

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